thelordofthebutts:
if you aren’t dating me right now i guess you just aren’t living life to the fullest sucks to be you
(via la-revolte)
lorarouge:
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
(Source: pregnat4, via la-revolte)
grenadeinagarden:
I’m so fat, I just wanna hide under a pile of blankets and wither away.
omfg I’m kind of getting annoyed with this girl uses words out of context. Like she KIND of has the meaning but not quite. But seriously… they’re not even big words either.
/rant
Idk LOL
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When I was little, whilst watching Rollie Pollie Ollie, my cousin convinced me that if you said “okie dokie” too many times, red eyes would appear everywhere.